About the Recipe
This one’s for breakups, bad dates, or just a collective “we deserve better” night. Let’s Never Text Him Again is tart, punchy, and strangely empowering. We made this on a “men are cancelled” night that ended in cackling and playlists full of girl anthems. It’s not bitter — just bold.
Ingredients
1½ oz cranberry juice
1 oz tequila (or pomegranate juice for mocktail)
½ oz lime juice
½ oz orange liqueur (or orange juice)
½ oz honey or maple syrup
Ice
Instructions
Step 1
Shake everything with ice.
Step 2
Strain into a glass with fresh ice.
Step 3
Salt or sugar rim optional — your choice.
Tips
Zero-proof: Cranberry + pomegranate + lime + OJ = mocktail magic.
Make it bubbly: Top with soda or sparkling rosé.
Pair with: Breakup playlists, meme scrolling, or screaming into throw pillows.
Batch it: It’s a great one to make a pitcher of — healing is communal.
Serving Tips
Glass: Margarita or coupe glass
Garnish: Lime wedge or “his hoodie” twisted into a coaster
Vibe: Loud laughter, glittery eyeshadow, real love in the room